Hi der

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hi. you're beautiful.

Anonymous

:) you are!

cameralinz:

I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one as I put something witty in the tags.

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tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

you totes look like tumblr user ostentacious

Anonymous

I looked at her page and im pretty sure she’s a literal MODEL so I disagree haha but thank you!

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

abhahahaha the woman in the 2nd one

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

image

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puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

We officially have a problem

We officially have a problem

https://www.etsy.com/listing/196076689/medium-natural-dreamcatcher?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/196076689/medium-natural-dreamcatcher?

ellendegeneres:

I didn’t see that coming.

ellendegeneres:

I didn’t see that coming.

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